A point was just enough to secure promotion and claim second in the league behind Blunsdon FC. A great effort by Ramsbury FC who stuck to the task and did what they needed to do when it mattered!!! Well done boys!
Team: Ash (GK) Andy Adam Chris (C) James Briz Skip Zac Rob Jas Nathan Subs: Dan Harry Jake Oscar
The Battle of Nalgo Sports Centre Field will live long in the memory of Ramsbury FC…and the Native North Wiltshironians….. ok in reality…the boys have forgotten about it already as it was job done and promotion sealed…..but for dramatic effect…..the battle of Nalgo Sports Centre Field will go down in history as a match where there was more red that the massacre at the Battle of Little Bighorn…..and where big Chief Seano dispatched the Spectrum Cowboys with a valiant display of character, stubborness and doing what was needed to be done!
There was Reds….lots of them….but thankfully only the usual one for Ramsbury FC as angry man who does the lonely walk most often…to give him is Ramsbury FC native Wiltshironian indian name….saw red and was dismissed from the battlefield. And although Big Chief Seano …also known as not sure what gaffer is smoking….was as perplexed as angry man who does the lonely walk most often was….the result was Ramsbury played with 10 and not 11….in the battle of Nalgo Sport Centre Field.
But angry man who does the lonely walk the most was not alone as the Spectrum Cowboys also saw Red and had players and the manager of the Spectrum Cowboys banished for their poor behaviour and unfitting conduct towards everything and everyone!
And so it was that Zac….he who can score and throw the furthest ….set up …..he who runs fast like an elk …Jas ….to score and then Skip…..quieter than a teepee at midnight….set up….old man who can still show the young bucks a thing or two….Briz to score the two vital goals to see glory and Ramsbury FC enter the holy land that is the Swindon and District Premiership…..a place that has seemed so near but so distant to all the Ramsbury FC native Wiltshironian indians. And old man who can still show the young bucks a thing or two was recognised for this by getting man of the match!
The Spectrum Cowboys had their moments and scored twice, but they were hollow goals like their leadership and the baying of the Moredon native Swindonian tribe who were pitch side and hoping they could finally learn to count and realise that they were always going to be third….unless of course the Spectrum Cowboys got their way, which, of course was not what happened as Chris….running slow elk but with a big head….and James…he who keeps shouting in hope it will eventually happen….and…kick the ball into one’s face to make his own nose bleed but who can run very fast…. Adam….and he who can slice a ball and pass it to himself magically Andy…made sure there were no more two goals and stayed firm….in front of …..don’t let them shoot from range as I can’t reach the high ones….Ash…. the final protector of the Ramsbury FC tribe goal!
And so it was that the Battle of Nalgo Sports Centre Field came to an end with Ramsbury FC earning a victorious draw helped by …..I only have my left foot Rob….and….always on hand to help the tribe as best I can Dan…..and….younger looking than a baby in a papoose Jake….and…of course …..run like a hare that may have been blinded by the light Harry….and Oscar….he who can do a shift when needed in or out of goal….who all…one and all….were together as a Ramsbury FC North Wiltshironinan tribe….less angry man who does the lonely walk the most…as he had seen Red….ok….he was still there….but sidelined…..in the infamous wining draw against the Spectrum Cowboys at the battle of the Nalgo Sports Centre Field….to attain glory now and evermore…or at least until September when we start again!
In sum, a Great 2-2 draw that sealed promotion to the Prem and sees Ramsbury FC runners up in Div 1…. AWESOME!
Little Chief who makes lots of things up and gets lots of things wrong whether he is there or not
PS This has been a final pure work of fiction and in no way whatsoever relates to reality!
